Fill in the Blanks.

Here's a short exercise you can use to write your first introductory post. Fill in the blanks:

My name is _CrAcKademic!_ and I'm the owner of the _CrAcKademic!___ blog.

I decided to start this blog because _______the people deserve to know what's going on here________ .

Here is a bit of background about me: ___I am a grad student, and as such am surrounded by conceptually obfuscated douchbaggery___.